bctheinternet:

Louis C.K. on slavery

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cestpapillon:

krampuslips:

foxes are the most important animals on earth

im going to keep reblogging this until it isn’t cute anymore

cestpapillon:

krampuslips:

foxes are the most important animals on earth

im going to keep reblogging this until it isn’t cute anymore

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heavenlypost:

can the united states just chill for one day

Yea, It’s called portland.

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ponderation:

Double Foss by vermeulenm

ponderation:

Double Foss by vermeulenm

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Ten rape prevention tips:

1. Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks.

2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone.

3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her.

4. If you are in an elevator and a woman gets in, don’t rape her.

5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape her.

6. Never creep into a woman’s home through an unlocked door or window, or spring out at her from between parked cars, or rape her.

7. Remember, people go to the laundry room to do their laundry. Do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room.

8. Use the Buddy System! If it is inconvenient for you to stop yourself from raping women, ask a trusted friend to accompany you at all times.

9. Carry a rape whistle. If you find that you are about to rape someone, blow the whistle until someone comes to stop you.

10. Don’t forget: Honesty is the best policy. When asking a woman out on a date, don’t pretend that you are interested in her as a person; tell her straight up that you expect to be raping her later. If you don’t communicate your intentions, the woman may take it as a sign that you do not plan to rape her.

— Rape prevention tips

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Just learn that each individual is as important as existence and that life must be loved and respected. Just hug someone who loves you and remember you can choose not to make bad decisions.

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Some people are meant to fall in love with each other, but not meant to be together. — Scott Neustadter, (500) Days of Summer: The Shooting Script  (via cariosus)

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➡️all astrology posts are dum ⬅️

ALWAYS remember there are cupcakes

ALWAYS remember there are cupcakes

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DO YOU EVER JUST GET SUPER EXCITED ABOUT BREAKFAST IN THE MORNING BECAUSE YOU JUST BOUGHT SOME REALLY GREAT BREAKFAST FOODS AND YOU GET TO EAT THEM REALLY SOON

Oh the wonderful things I dream of

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women don’t want headaches or heart breaks, they want affection and orgasms. — (via dreambignflyhigh)

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You ever feel like your own mind is against you? Like you take a back seat and go along for the ride, before you know it you’re in the middle of no where. Sometimes I feel like I did on anti depressants, chilling in a lazy boy right behind my eyes, watching the world happen without being a part of it.